We make foreign spies register now? Weird.
Along with illegal aliens and homeless beggers.
"Good morning. "May I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like to register as a spy."
"OK, what kind of spy?"
"You know, the James Bond kind of spy."
"No problem sir, fill out Form 007XF, and sign at the bottom."
"Do I have to use my real name?"
"Well that's totally up to you. But I will assure you that pursuant to 18 USCS Section 12341(a)(2)(B)(iv), the information you provide is totally confidential and can't be shared with any other agency on a Federal, State, or local level, including the CIA, FBI, NSA, IRS, NRC, TVA, BCI, GAY, SSA, BSA, NRA, DNC, SEC, etc., etc."
"OK"
"Now we'll also need photo ID, although the photo doesn't have to be yours, and a check or money order in the amount of $37.50 made payable to the 'United States Spy Registry' or 'USSR' if you prefer. Oh, I almost forgot, would you like your're ID laminated for an extra $2.50?"
"Sure."
"OK sir, here you go, have a nice day, and happy spying."