[PatrioticAmerican]

"This boy and his homies got run out of the militia for being too radical, and everyone thinks he's an upstanding citizen?
"

As opposed to a total obedient slave such as yourself???

[Poohbah]

Yeah, how about that, when the duly constituted cops present a duly sworn arrest warrant with my name on it, I don't resist arrest.

Saves me a lot of grief.