[Mr. K]

And then tell him Bill Clinton raped several women and still became president, then lied under oath and was impeached, sold secrets to china, killed vince foster, used the lincoln bedroom as a for-profit bed and breakfast...

[The_Reader_David]

Have you all forgotten the really important thing which happened between 1984 and now? We won the Cold War!

Now, if someone wants to have fun messing with him, before filling him in on politics, culture, and technology, they can tell him

1. In the first war of the new century, the most technologically advanced soldiers in the world rode into battle on horseback.

2. A column of T-55 tanks supported by B-52 bombing runs took the enemy capital.

3. This was a war between the United States and Afghanistan, and we used bases in Uzbekistan, now a stauch ally, to conduct the war.

4. They started it by attacking us first, causing more US casualties than in any one-day engagement since the Civil War.

Its rather a shame he's from Arkansas so you all focused on the idiot president from his state rather than the real changes in the world since he fell into the coma.

Once the shock that the Soviet Union is no more (because Russia seceeded (?!!) sinks in, then the fact that the enemy are now Muslims who want to take the world back to the 12th century, someone needs to show him a big flat-screen TV running a really well-rendered PS-2 game, and a Mac G4 laptop connected to the internet by a wireless connection.

Actually, he probably should be eased into the changes in the world after getting reacquainted with his family. (But my won't he be surprised!)