Ark. Man Wakes After 19 Years in Coma

AP via Earthlink ^ | July 9, 2003

[Pest]

GO TIGERS!!!!

Year: 1984

Record: 104-77

Finish: 1st Place in American League East

Playoffs: Won World Series (4-1 over SD Padres)

Manager: Sparky Anderson

All-Stars: Willie Hernandez, Chet Lemon, Jack Morris, Lance Parrish, Alan Trammell, Lou Whitaker

Award Winners: Sparky Anderson (AL Manager of the Year), Kirk Gibson (ALCS MVP), Willie Hernandez (AL Cy Young & AL MVP), Lance Parrish (Gold Glove), Alan Trammell (Gold Glove & World Series MVP), Lou Whitaker (Gold Glove)

Tigers Central MVP: Willie Hernandez

[Miss Marple]

Clinton's scandals, deaths of numerous public figures, Florida recount, Seinfeld's entire series, rise of the internet and personal computing, VCR's rise and then DVD's, microwaves standard in every home, cell phone explosion...

[jgrubbs]

[jgrubbs]

This is from the story on CNN:

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/US/South/07/07/mute.no.more/

It's not just his language abilities that have changed. So, too, has his personality, Terry's parents said. When the speech therapist asked him what she could do for him, "He told her, 'Make love to me,'" said his father.

"That's kind of strange, because he would not have talked dirty before he wrecked."

[krb]

Terry still believes Ronald Reagan is the president.

We can all dream, eh?

[EggsAckley]

"8. What else?"

Monica

[Jhensy]

Show him a picture of Michael Jackson.

[chiefqc]

There are many more things that he has missed, but the thing that he did'nt have to sufferv through is 8 perverted year of the klinton's.

Maybe if no one tell him about them he can stay blissful of their existance.

Great news first thing in the A.M., best of everything to you and your loved ones. Hope you make a complete recovery and enjoy a long happy life. God bless you.

[firewalk]

bttt

[krb]

Let's see...

• Iran/Contra
• First impeachment of an elected president
• Ross Perot
• They found the Titanic
• Return of the Jedi, and two prequels
• Francisco Franco is still dead

[Pest]

Terry still believes Ronald Reagan is the president.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I have too much respect for Ronald Reagan to type it. :)

[gridlock]

Terry still believes Ronald Reagan is the president.

If only we had all had the forsight to drive our cars of bridges back in 1984, we could all be living with the same delusion.

[dufekin]

Rip van Winkle. He should write a book. It would be a good read, I'm sure.

[af_vet_rr]

I hope Pepsi gives him some money.

My thoughts as well. Talk about your brand loyalty.

[Pest]

Ghandi Assassinated, AIDS, Playstation, Chernobyl, Dow up to 11,000, Ozone Hole, NAFTA, Tianemen Square, Exxon Valdez, THE SIMPSONS!

[TonyWojo]

Give Terry a CD to listen to. CD?

[Pest]

Y2K, Rodney King, OJ!, CDs, Jay Leno, Waco, Tanya Harding, Oklahoma City bombing, Unabomber, Dolly the sheep

[WorkingClassFilth]

Mercifully, he missed Clinton. Unfortunately, the smell still lingers.

[DonQ]

... And the first thing he wants to do, when he's strong enough to leave the hospital, is go to NYC and have dinner at Windows On The World.