A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....07-08-03..."Iceskater and her Precious Bubba and Lucy"

Dutchess and Billie | Gizmo

[dutchess]

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[dutchess]

Welcome. It's FRPet Day! Please stop in and meet some very special kitties and their VERY SPECIAL MOM, ICESKATER (apologies for the delay today...power outages around the state!)

[dutchess]

We're here FINALLY! And just in time for another storm front coming through!

[Dubya]

"THIS IS NOT A JOKE If you ever want to see these people again, bring me 5 lbs. of fresh tuna in a plain brown bag. THE CAT."

[dansangel]

(((((((((dutchess))))))))))

And here are more even *special* hugs:

*~{{{{{(((((dutchess)))))}}}}}~*

I'm so sorry for your trouble today. But, you made it here and that's the most important thing.

Now, I'll go read about iceskater's "kids."

Love ya sistah!

[Dubya]

Cat Humor
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

"Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."

"No," she cries, "It's too far."

"I play football, I can catch him."

The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.

Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch.

The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers. Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.

[Aeronaut]

Good afternoon Dutchess.

[dutchess]

Thanks for bumping yesterday's thread (and your words of encouragement). LOL...we just got our power back and another storm front is coming through! My poor animals are "spazzing" this week!

[dutchess]

Hi Aeronaut...You don't know how happy I am to see you!

[dutchess]

Oh...Dubya...that joke is so-o-o-o BAD :o)

[Aeronaut]

You don't know how happy I am to see you!

Really? It's good to be seen.

[martin_fierro]

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBUDDY!

Enjoy your day, FigureSkater!

[ST.LOUIE1]

We're here FINALLY! And just in time for another storm front coming through!

Well hang onto your cat....I mean....hat....or both! LOL

Glad you finally had success, Dutchess.

Really neat interview. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Nice fur family, Skates! : )

[Dubya]

"One Liners"




Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

[Dubya]

Howdy to you.

[Saundra Duffy]

Great pics. Love it! Thank you.

[dutchess]

Thanks brotha Louie!

{{{{{{{{LOUIE}}}}}}}}

[dutchess]

Great picture martin! Now that was pretty fast too!