Oh yea... Red leaf invasion is for real... Reminds me to stock up on hockey pucks to distract them as I hunker down in my bunker.
I've reviewed this secret report on Canada's plan for world domination. It is clear that Canada presents a clear and present danger to US National Security - greater than Iraq ever did, greater even than the Soviet Empire or the Axis in World War II. I've emailed President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Condi Rice, and requested that they immediately declare a national emergency, reinstitute the draft and mobilize all of our industry to meet this threat.
Canada delenda est!
