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But they do have that "sweeping deal" they do to gain velocity and correct the direction......

Do they have "Curling Stone Bags" like bowling ball bags?

Is it the women's Scottish version of shotputting invented by a drunken wee housemaiden who could not toss a telephone pole?

Is there a NCA?

Is there a WNCA?

Can wee maidens play in the NCA without qualifying first?

How far can they curl?

Do they have to curl from the NCA line?

Why don't Olympic curlers wear plaid clan kilts?

Is it a fashion thing or just the absence of undies they wrote off for taxes?

Or is it an extreme cold water effect cubed?

Or does it just curl your hair?

Curling might be the inspiration for combining ice hockey, curling, and frozen lawn tennis.

Doubles only, high sticking will put you in the penalty box for one set where you can only throw empty Molson's bottles at the other team......

With an occasional bottle of single malt scotch, if you and the bottle are at least 1/4 scotch at the time......

How about throwing in that TV drinking & driving deal for all overtime and ties in tennis?

Maybe a smidgeon of strip poker too for extra points......

See!

Tennis does not have to be so boring!

(when libs play, is it at Wimpleton wearing violet velvet kneepads?)