Transcript: Howard Stern Reviews "The Matrix Reloaded" (And HATES It)

ZMax.Org ^ | May 19, 2003 | Howard Stern & Robin Quivers

[PJ-Comix]

I guess Al Gore isn't the only one who hated this movie. Howard Stern and Robin Quivers couldn't stand it either.

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[cmsgop]

How long is HS on vacation for? I was so pissed to find out this morning that it was a "Best Of"

[Radix]

Why am I reading a transcript from a radio program that I would never seriously listen to?

Howard is an ahole, and anyone that takes him seriously has a problem with maturity.

[contessa machiaveli]

he's returning the 21st (of july).

[mseltzer]

What a suprise. Robin agreeing with Howard.

[Skywalk]

Ah, so you enjoyed Matrix Reloaded?

[PJ-Comix]

Howard is an ahole, and anyone that takes him seriously has a problem with maturity.

His review of The Matrix Reloaded is ON THE MARK!!!

[cmsgop]

Ohhhhhhhh Nooooooooo!!!!!!! My Month is ruined!

[Radix]

Actually, I did see Matrix reloaded. It sucked, and you are probably right about Howard Stern's opinion.

Nevertheless, I would never waste my time listening to Stern. I know that the Matrix sequel sucked, and his opinion had no bearing on me.

Stern is a vile opportunist who is not worthy of my attention. He caters to the very lowest common denominator in our Society. As far as I am concerned, he can broadcast his BS all day. He offers nothing of relevance to me.

I think that he is an asshole.

[Michael Barnes]

Have to disagree with you on Reloaded..There is ALOT tucked away in that movie that are precursers to the final movie.

[Jorge]

I thought the first Matrix movie was so stupid that I wouldn't even bother to see the second one.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Why anyone would give that puddle of whale's ejaculate any credence to critique a movie, let alone the contents of a toilet, is beyond me. If it doesn't involve pornographic midgets or turettes victims, Stern hasn't a clue.

He should get back to what he does best, insulting women and making sport of fat people. It's good there are so many easily amused people, otherwise he would have to find a real job. Given his multitude of skills, that should only take until the second coming of Christ.

And they called television a vast wasteland.

[Prodigal Son]

I've never seen the orgy scene people keep referring to. Saw it twice too. Where was this deadburned orgy scene?

[LanPB01]

Count me as a hater of "The Matrix: Retarded" as well. That movie was awful.

[PJ-Comix]

Count me as a hater of "The Matrix: Retarded" as well. That movie was awful.

The big reason why a lot of people think it was a great movie is because it was incomprehensible. They figure that it was so complex and deeply philosophical that it is hard to understand. I know this is the case because a lot of "Matrix Reloaded" weenies are saying you have to see this dopey flick several times to get the real meaning of it. The reason why this movie is incomprehensible isn't because of its subtle complexity. It is because the script was IDIOTIC!!!

[hchutch]

Nice to see a Howard thread.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The "Animatrix" is much better. It fills in a LOT of background info, such as "how did the whole thing with the machines get started?"

It is 9 short animated films by 9 different directors. Get it on DVD. It is quite good and will hold your interest better than "Reloaded".

[LanPB01]

If you want to really get a laugh at all the people who think "The S#$trix: Retarded" was a deep movie chock full of philosophy, you should visit aintitcool.com.