[xJones]

He also alleged Mrs Wild sprayed him in the face with cheap perfume.

CHEAP perfume? Well, that does it. In addition to trespassing, she used cheap perfume on him.

(For those of us that haven't had the advantage of smelling really cheap perfume, let's say that the finer varieties can smell like toilet bowl cleaner and don't even have the nice blue color.)

[Chancellor Palpatine]

That reminds me of a Christmas present I bought for my mother at Woolworth's (a five and dime, long since closed as a chain). I was 7, and rather than getting her a little bitty bottle of perfume, I knew that the really huge bottle of perfume was a much better gift at the price of $2. Ironically, she treasured the thing, and I think she still keeps it on her perfume tray....