[Clintons Are White Trash]

Weren't those a hoot! Before you know it they'll outlaw trees - my worst childhood injury was a broken collarbone from falling from a tree while umpiring a softball game between my brothers (I had a better view from up there, to bad the limb broke).

I'll never forget laying on the ground with the wind knocked out of me telling my brothers I couldn't breathe. My little brother stuck his hand in front of my mouth and pronounced "you can too!". No sympathy there! I was one heck of a tomboy....

[Aquinasfan]

My little brother stuck his hand in front of my mouth and pronounced "you can too!"

LOL! And what about the classic, "get off!" as in, "I'm on the bottom of a pig-pile with a football in my stomach and I can't breathe!"