Train doors close on groper's gonads, sets perversion off on different track

Mainichi Daily News ^ | 7.4.03 | Ryann Connell

[mhking]

One Sendai pervert has found out that although one train door has closed on his career, another appears to have opened, according to Gatsun! (August).

The train groper was going about his ordinary business on a Sendai subway line, making life hell for female commuters by fondling them or using his camera-equipped mobile phone to take shots up their skirts.

When a young woman spotted what he was doing and let out a mighty scream, the pervert tried to scamper through the automatically closing carriage doors only to be caught between them by what most men would undoubtedly agree is their most sensitive appendage.

Though he may have wanted to escape, there was little to help the pervert as he lay on the carriage floor clutching the family jewels he had managed to extricate from their predicament.

He soon fainted, however, and was rushed to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment meted out shortly before his arrest. He admits to his wrongdoing.

"I was overcome by this enormously overwhelming stimulation while I was molesting the women," Gatsun! quotes the perverted predator as saying.

Investigators are amazed that the man has showed no remorse.

"All he has talked about was how good he felt," an officer tells Gatsun!

Since being released on bail, the pervert has apparently developed an inordinate interest in subway carriage doors. He spends most of his time squatting down on a platform somewhere, watching train doors open and close, a look of deep longing never leaving his face."

[mhking]

That's gonna leave a mark....

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[xm177e2]

Even though I know he deserved it, I can't help but cringe.

[Prodigal Son]

"the pervert tried to scamper through the automatically closing carriage doors only to be caught between them by what most men would undoubtedly agree is their most sensitive appendage."

Damn, he got his wallet stuck in the door!

[csvset]

Rofl, Got him by the balls, as the saying goes.

I'm trying to figure out how he managed it get them caught up.

[ex-snook]

LOL - Thanks for posting this guy's ball-busting experience.

[tet68]

Eveteasing on the El, watch your step please.

If he did that here in the early part of the century he'd have gotten jabbed with a hatpin, although
I suppose women don't use them any more.

[gcruse]

. He spends most of his time squatting down
 on a platform somewhere, watching train doors
 open and close, a look of deep longing never leaving his face."



       "I'd like you to meet my fiancè."

[holyh2o]

yep there is a God!!!

Shweeet!!!!

[mountaineer]

[Willie Green]

Gatsun!

Gatsun! ???

Hey yunz jagz, ya gotta see this!

Gatsun!

What in the heck kinda name is that?

Growing up in The 'Burgh, I got pretty good at pernouncing names that have a severe shortage of vowels,
But I never seen one with an exclamation point before.
How do yunz guys think that thing's pernounced?

[ErnBatavia]

Going to the link, I think we may have a Nipponese version of The Onion here.

[mhking]

Going to the link, I think we may have a Nipponese version of The Onion here.

Nope - their stories are all legit. There are just some wacky Japanese over there...

[sushiman]

" There are just some wacky Japanese over there..."

I'm here ...TELL ME ABOUT IT ! Pervs like this creep abound . Many train lines in Tokyo now have FEMALE ONLY cars ! That's how bad it is ! The way some of these gorgeous Mamas walk around these days though ...phew ...you can almost understand ...Hehehe !

[4mycountry]

ping. ;)

[fnord]

must be quite the acrobat to get his ... self ... caught in an automatic door.

[Old Professer]

What I want to know is if it comes in AWD.

[Mr. K]

how does an american find a job over there? I am a computer software engineer and I figure I could work anywhere, I should do some world traveling

[XHogPilot]

Bill Clinton in Japan?

[martin_fierro]