Gee. Swell. How charming.
Hey, golly........next time take them to the "party-after-the-party" and let them learn about fisting, complete with demonstrations. Gosh, a wonderful family time that'll be.
Oh................................you mean..........you just want your kids to see flaming queens prancing down the street.....you just don't want them to know what they really do. Got it.
I'll just choose to believe you're kidding, even if you aren't.