[ArneFufkin]

You know the alcohol/fireworks match matrix:

Glowy green tube = Tap Water and Humiliation
Sparkler = Apple Wine Cooler and Gender Check
Black Cat = Bud Light in the Can
Bottle Rocket Hand Launched = Dinkel Acker from a straw
Anything launched vertically where you clear the area = Shot of Worm laden Tequila and a Stoli and Tonic
Cherry Bomb = Double Jack Daniels and Water and spearmint snuff
M-80 = Absinthe with a lime and more absinthe
Rocket Propelled Grenade = ThunderWheel's Personal Blackberry Mountain Moonshine Stock: Dogberry Moonshine 200 proof - high octane nectar. Preferred Choice of Kinfolk and Discriminating Revenuers.
MOAB = Dutch Boy Paint and Wood Stain Remover and a Tidy Bowl tablet twist

[Victoria Delsoul]

OMG! LOL, you are loaded. Want to share?