[sinkspur]

I loved him, but he devolved into a ball-less wonder and a shameless rubber stamp.

Another shameless phallic reference.

Might I suggest crossword puzzles? They're great at improving one's vocabulary.

[Thorondir]

Hmmm... Any guy WITH a pair will know the difference between a pair and a phallus. Check it out sometime. You might be shocked.

Anyway, Rubber Stampbaugh was once great and cutting edge, but he has degenerated into a useless weakling.