Perhaps the
magic mural frame will enter the legendary lexicon of the Specter Institute of Ballistic Trajectories.
Of course, it's possible the Vast Right-Wing extremists or some lone nut had it in for the constitutional pranksters and loosened the frame hinges. Too bad Earl Warren's not around to investigate. Oh, but Jerry Ford is... [developing]
Did a union build that substandard thing or was it rent-a-mob? Their work is no shoddier than what the SCOTUS has done to the Constitution in recent weeks.