[Registered]

I think the Lord gave me a kidney to sell, but eBay keeps pulling my auction.

[Grim]

Well, this is bad news. I mean, this gives a lot of incentive for murder.

[zarf]

Being Jewish, my body parts are clearly worth more....sniff...sniff

[esopman]

Dear God, man! Don't post this stuff. My wife reads this site and...,well, she is a very good shot. All this and the insurance too??

[Redmen4ever]

Some real bad economics. First, regarding bone marrow, DNA and antibodies, the unit prices quoted reflect prohibition-like policies. Organs and eggs are and will for some time be quite valuable. Regarding sperm, with the exception of a handful of human equivalents to Secretariat, males should not expect to be put out to stud. And, even those who do would be well advised to artificially limit their supply so as to keep up the unit price of their commodity.