Danmark is one of those countries that remidns me of a lapdog. It always hides behind the master and takes on its master's manners and attitude. To prove how "cool" they are, Danes are the only people in Europe who celebrate America's 4th of July! Happy 4th of July Danes, whatever that day means to you!
I was in Danmerk some years back and didn't believe some of the things I saw there. Danemark is such a "cool" country, you can see civlized Danes urinating in the street during various beer-guzzling festivals, and some drunken Danes can be seen packing rather impressive knives in public.
The Danish queen has a servant who follows her everywhere with an ashtray so the queen can smoke whereever her majesty so desires.
Some years back, Danmark was even debating if an army was really necessary. The country is flatter than Florida and one can almost spit across it. But, I am glad the Danes found a defining purpose in the world as another mighty mouse NATO power.