[Our man in washington]

Dirty telephones--I figured a bunch of freepers would get the reference. Hey, never claimed all my humor was original! But do I get half credit for adapting the joke a bit to fit the circumstances? :)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

But do I get half credit...?

Hey, I give full credit for any HHGTTG reference. I only give half credit for Monty Python jokes. Those are no brainers.