[Our man in washington]

Well, if there is a planet out there, we need to send a sizable portion of our planet to go there immediately. We're running out of room on this planet and we're destroying mother earth, you know. (snicker.)

I think we need to send the liberals first, to make sure the new planet has a functioning welfare system and environmental regulations before the rest of humanity arrives. Or at least that's what we can tell them.

[azcap]

Why wait to find a planet - let's pack up the liberals now and get them on their way. Better yet perhaps we could just get them all to cram in to a VW bus and send it down the Santa Monica pier.

[Dimensio]

While your intentions are commendable, it's just that kind of thinking that could lead to us all dying of a disease spread through a dirty telephone.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I think we need to send the liberals first, to make sure the new planet has a functioning welfare system and environmental regulations before the rest of humanity arrives. Or at least that's what we can tell them.

Those would be the folks on the "B" ark. Along with all the Telephone Sanitizers and Advertising Executives and Management Consultants.

[exDemMom]

I think we need to send the liberals first, to make sure the new planet has a functioning welfare system and environmental regulations before the rest of humanity arrives. Or at least that's what we can tell them.

I really like that idea, more than I can express. How soon can we send them?

[fnord]