Let's hope it's a
real American newscast, with big boobs, big hair, big teeth and lots of good news about recent court decisions on legalizing sodomy, the availability of partial birth abortion and how we have pornography and drugs coming out the wazoo. That ought to have 'em waving the Stars and Stripes in the streets.
If you can't beat 'em, corrupt 'em.
Although, I wouldn't have worded it exactly that way, I think you're on to something.
What the Middle East needs is battalions of gorgeous women in thongs.