Um...paranoid MUCH? You and SarahW should compare notes re. tin foil and its various uses. Those mind rays can be a b*tch.
Not paranoid. I have witnessed what 13 year old girls can do to families from second and third hand and from court cases.
If anyone has doubts as to what she said "she" was, then read her confession again. Add this up and you get a married, middle aged male with kids.