Two men went running with their dogs (one had a Chihuahua, and the other had a German shepherd), and got hungry in the middle of their run. They came to their favorite restaurant, but there was a big sign on the door that said, NO DOGS ALLOWED. They were really hungry, and the guy with the German shepherd said, "Im going to pretend that Im blind, and that this is my Seeing Eye dog." He went into the restaurant, and the manager said, "Didnt you see the sign - NO DOGS ALLOWED" At this, the man acted blind, and said, "This is my seeing eye dog!", and the manager let him in. Then, the man with the Chihuahua tried the same thing. He went into the restaurant, and the manager said, "Didnt you see the sign - NO DOGS ALLOWED" At this, the man acted blind, and said, "This is my Seeing Eye dog!" The manager replied, "Since when did they start giving Chihuahuas as Seeing Eye dogs?" To which the man replied, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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