[Chancellor Palpatine]

Vader does all my minion discipline. You'd have to seriously betray me to get lighting bolted, and I'd pry you out of a Faraday cage.

[Phsstpok]

I'd pry you out of a Faraday cage

That's it !!! The Emperor is really Nikolai Tesla. He doesn't really die at the end of Episode 6, Return of the Jedi. He begins the long journey into exile on a remote planet called e-arth something, where another exile named Stitch is hanging out... wait... I've crossed over into Disney...

That's it !!! There was a book about Walt Disney called "Dark Prince" .......