[BMiles2112]

It sounds like you've got a plan to me! Though they would be taken to court for discrimination against fat people, and the SCOTUS would vote it down 6-3 based on the fact that the weight restriction is too explicit, and would need to be more nebulous, citing some nonsense about critical "mass" and public interest. KFC would be OK, by 5-4, because they only state that your height needs to exceed your weight, and other things, such as shoe size, would be taken into account. I'm one skinny that would be in on that black market.

[BMiles2112]

Uhhh... weight=girth

[bluesagewoman]

You'd be in on the black market? How could you? Contributing the the obesity of a fat person? You'd get sued, too. No, better let the bums, alkies, and druggies do that service. After all, they aren't responsible for their own behavior, how could they be responsible for anyone else? Now, that's a good idea!