[Mulder]

Some folks just love to polish leather jackboots with their tongues

Yep. And they love to show up on these airport threads and explain how we Americans should spend hundreds of dollars to get treated like crap and have our Rights violated by some JBT-wannabee.

I call them the "strip me, search me, humilate me" crowd. Their mindset is more along the lines of a Russian peasant than a Free American.

[takenoprisoner]

Obviously we need to discover how to qualify to be a TSA airport thug. Imagine muhammed not being able to qualify.

I'd wager he/she qualifies above others.

Sure, we're secure. Just ask mineralman.