[Sabertooth]

People diving in SHALLOW pools is what breaks their necks.

It's not knowing how to dive that breaks people's necks. I can dive in 30" of water and miss the bottom by a half a foot.

You know what the real problem is?

Soccer.

Kids spend too much time playing the sport of socialist Eurotrash, and don't learn how to cope with the substance that covers 3/4 of the planet.

[Ron in Acreage]

What about shallow water soccer?

[1rudeboy]

Boy, do you have a statistical problem. People in "soccer" countries don't seem to have a problem swimming. So what do you think the problem really is?

[Citizen of the Savage Nation]

Screw the soccer, promote water polo.