[Oztrich Boy]

Slightly different, in that the American Rebellion was averted, but Harry Turltledove's The Two Georges: a novel of altenate America.

Review

And honestly, wouldn't the Royal American Mounted Police be better than the FBI?

[BenLurkin]

"I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep"

Canadian mounted baby, a police force that works
Red and black, that's their color scheme
get their man, in the end
It's all right, it's all right.

Frontenac chateau baby
I'll cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand baby
And a girl or a husky at leather's end
It's all right, it's all right
My lovely bel punice, you'd kill and you'd maim

Hornswoop me bungo pony, dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom baby, don't skate on polar ice
It's to thick to be sliced by the light
Of long and white polar nights
It's all right, it's all right