She's not that innocent (Britney Spears Snorts Coke On Public Toilet Seat)

Miami Herald ^ | June 29, 2003 | MICHAEL HAMERSLY

[Uncle Meat]

BTW, what's with restaurants sometimes tossing ice cubes in the urinals?

For people like Bratney with sick taste?

[LibWhacker]

Okay, found it. Here it is. I even posted the damned thing. Too bad I got the details totally screwed up, lol. Must be the Alzheimers.

[Oorang]

I've been on the streets of Kuala Lumpur cleaning wounds of heroin and ice addicts

What is "ice"?

[Mind-numbed Robot]

The nekkid rear ends of strangers have been sitting on those toilet seats and you say it isn't as bad as it seems? Sorry, but it IS as bad as it seems.

Apparently your germ phobia makes you unable to read and comprehend. It probably wasn't the toilet seat, it was probably the lid/cover. Big difference.

[garbanzo]

Yesterday's pop idol turned coke whore.

I just hope she does Playboy or Penthouse before she really hits the wall.

[PJ-Comix]

Apparently your germ phobia makes you unable to read and comprehend. It probably wasn't the toilet seat, it was probably the lid/cover. Big difference.

If it was a lid or cover, the story would have said so. The story SPECIFICALLY said "toilet seat."

[Uncle Meat]

Think it's too late.She's been passed around to about all the big entertainment execs.Maybe the gangster rappers will take her in.

[Joe Hadenuf]

When I have to sit on a public toilet seat (one of my least favorite chores) I always make sure that it is thoroughly covered with a paper seat cover or with toilet paper.

Are you kidding? I wouldn't sit on a public toilet with someone else's butt. Save yourself and do your thing before you leave home. I avoid public rest rooms like the plague, of course, I avoid the public and crowds like the plague too.

[PJ-Comix]

I just hope she does Playboy or Penthouse before she really hits the wall.

Yeah. Look what happened to Joey Heatherton. FRIGHTENING!!!

[KneelBeforeZod]

What is "ice"?

[PJ-Comix]

Save yourself and do your thing before you leave home.

Usually I do but there are those rare occasions when you just have to use a public toilet to sit on. Using the public urinals is no problem however.

[FreedomCalls]

"...that distinctive Coke Voice that McKenzie Phillips got"

Susan Estrich?

[LibWhacker]

LOL, Joe, you sound like me. Drives my wife crazy, too.

[DB]

No, just assuming from your statements that the typical men's bathroom wasn't in your realm of normal experiences.

Wasn’t trying to be insulting. Sorry if it seemed that way.

And yes, #2 is only if you have too… ;-)

[FreedomCalls]

BTW, what's with restaurants sometimes tossing ice cubes in the urinals? Have you ever seen that? I never figured that out.

It gives you something to aim for as you watch it melt. Otherwise your aim may stray and that's a mess the cleaning person doesn't want to have to clean up.

[PJ-Comix]

It gives you something to aim for as you watch it melt.

It would work better if they tossed Hillary campaign buttons into the urinals.

[Joe Hadenuf]

BTW, what's with restaurants sometimes tossing ice cubes in the urinals? Have you ever seen that? I never figured that out.

Their hoping it will freeze all those koodies and little hogjawed jumpers. I wouldn't even touch the doorknob to a public bathroom.....

[kitkat]

I stood near the door in a ladies' room in a VERY large shopping mall in Toronto just to see how many people wash their hands. Out of about twenty women leaving the stalls, only two washed their hands and one ran some water (but no soap) over hers.

And every one of them used the door handle to open it, with God knows what on their hands. You better believe I use a tissue to open restroom doors now. Some proprietors are smart enough to put a waste basket next to the door. If not, they get to clean up my kleenex.

[ErnBatavia]

Public bathrooms are generally safe as well.

You've never been at the Texaco Station at Vidal Junction, have you? (on the way to the Colorado River; summer pit-pee-puke stop for all the animals heading out for a weekend of swilling Hedonism)

(fortunately, just a wee bit off the beaten track)