LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brother Arlen -- you is baaaad!!!!
Hey, the "slave mentality" gets what it deserves, I suppose. Next thing you know, the feds will find the 14th Amendment says that our "privileges and immunities" as United States citizens requires that we all be tattooed and "registered"...that way they could positively ensure that we'd all be getting "what's coming to us" -- er, by way of our (ahem) rights.... Hey, who knows? Maybe then they could "own" our foreheads, too (or some other bodily piece of real estate, site ID TBA)....
How can we argue that wombs and rectums aren't in the penumbra of the 14th Amendment afterall, down there where the sun don't shine? And yes, if the Republic has a "compelling interest" in a man penetrating another man's anus, there is no telling by what sophistry the courts could compell us all? Sure, let's have a quota system to make sure that we're all getting our sexual, economic, etc. rights fulfilled, in exchange for well, our allegiance of course.
The increase of the kinds of STD's being what it is, though, and the availability of surgical procedures too, before long, we'll all have to fill out our SOID cards (sexual organ identification....) to make sure we're being properly slotted, so to speak.