[microgood]

Roach exterminators and/or septic tank drainers would probably be as effective for this documented group of fecal mass vermin.

Your probably right. Why waste all that money when there is a 10 cent solution.

[friendly]

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".

"Okay," says the man, "That explains the blood...
but what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."