"There aren't that many occasions when a crime of sodomy will be observed."If the crime were sodomy, the LEO's would have identical reactions whether they walk into Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, or Liz and Denise.
They do not, so the crime is not sodomy.
Massive non-sequitur and hairsplitting. You'll have to do better than that. Homosexual sodomy is ontological sodomy. Het sodomy is also ontological sodomy. The identity of either as sodomy is
not contingent on police reaction to the act, nor to its status in law.
You're starting to drool.