I'll bet you're a barely-post-adolescent ersatz South Park conservative--no children, no real responsibility other than stuffing yourself with the thrill of the day.
The odor of smoldering underwear from those who worry that someone, somewhere, might be having fun is getting pretty thick in here.
The busybodies lost. Get over it. Now let's focus on the benefits for conservatives that can emanate from a Constitutional right to privacy. Think of the regulations we can overturn, the government agencies that mght now be made irrelevant.