"To criminalize the act of a person having intimate relations with his best friend, his dog, where there is no evidence that undue force was used in the union, when done in the privacy of one's own backyard that is screened from all the neighbors, is a denial of substantive due process in denying the liberty of the person's expression of his essential humanity to bond with his pet."
Whatever
Sooner than you think, with an underwater asphyxiation clause as well.