[spald]

Went to a nice restaurant called Baxter's last night. Ordered "Pellegrino" water with lime. Waitress brought me Perrier. I said "I ordered Pellegrino" and she said they were out but the Perrier "was just as nice." I told her no way would I drink water from France. She said "We can't give this stuff away."

[GOPJ]

Sweet:

I said "I ordered Pellegrino" and she said they were out but the Perrier "was just as nice." I told her no way would I drink water from France. She said "We can't give this stuff away."