10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter's.
9. Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges" is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:
1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
LOL!! Those are hilarious!
".......please tell me my angel's name." "You will call her, "Mom."
Oh, good grief, Dave.........I went from tears of laughter to tears of the 'other' kind in less than a minute. :-)