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To: Enlightiator
Obviously my bible must be missing a few pages from the book of John...I don't remember any of these scenes....

You may want to read your bible a little more carefully.

From St. John 19:

38 And after this Joseph of Arimathe'a, being a disciple of Jesus, but secretly for fear of the Jews, besought Pilate that he might take away the body of Jesus: and Pilate gave him leave. He came therefore, and took the body of Jesus.

38a But Mary, mother of Jesus, upon seeing him removed from the cross, did come to him, and held him in her arms.

38b Then, as she held the body of Jesus, she did look into the camera, with a kind of "Look what you've done"/This is for you" expression.

38c And the super creepy Satan character did gnash her teeth and shake her fist in rage, for her anger was great, and the spirits of demons were in her, and she ran from that place, called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Gol'gotha, and was seen no more.

38d And the camera did dolly back, while Mary's theme was cued, and the camera did pan left to show Mary and Jesus, as part of the tableau of Gol'gotha, and create an Oscar moment.

38e Then the Director spake thus, "It is finished", and said, "Where is my latte? Verily, verily, I know I ordered a latte!". And the production crew tooketh five.

It is all there for those who care to look.

75 posted on 06/26/2003 8:26:49 PM PDT by Imal (Why buy French whine when they give it away so freely?)
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To: Imal
LOL!!
88 posted on 06/26/2003 8:40:15 PM PDT by what's up
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To: Imal
ROFL! Wonderfully done humor, I shall go back and read, starting with 38a...
89 posted on 06/26/2003 8:40:38 PM PDT by Enlightiator
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To: Imal
hah! incoming... :)
146 posted on 06/27/2003 12:01:32 AM PDT by honeygrl
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To: Imal; Enlightiator
That is so funny, I'm literally crying.

Thanks.
173 posted on 06/27/2003 4:35:52 AM PDT by SerpentDove (Each post focus-group tested for maximum wallop.)
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