[The Red Zone]

I can go through some silly hocus pocus and say I'm married to my cat. But that doesn't give a reason to the state to recognize the relationship. States recognize marriages for the same reason that they recognize people: Because they are a fundamental fact of life. THE WAY GOD MADE IT. Marriages reflect the arrangement GOD has bequeathed to us to create children: a man and a woman. Comprendez-pas?

[OWK]

I can go through some silly hocus pocus and say I'm married to my cat.

And yet you can't even manage to define the word "rights".

Go figure.