[Grando Calrissian]

It always strikes me as odd that the heartland is the center of gay activism, and not SF, NYC or LA. I'm sure it's a plot or something.

It's all part of the gay conspiracy. You can look it up in the "American Gay Agenda, 3rd Addition" on page 467.

[huck von finn]

Don't forget the ever important Chapter 2, where it explains the aspect of the conspiracy that involves converting all fundamentalist Christian children to homosexuality...