When I was a kid, our family took a driving vacation to Florida, departing from Minnesota. My father got a Kenny Rogers tape stuck in the radio just north of the Iowa boarder.
I can still recite the lyrics to "Ruby" even twenty some years later.
Yes.... very EEeeevvil.
That's the saddest song in country music, IMO. You want me to sing it for you?
ahem! la! la! ahem! do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-doooooo! lalalalalalalalaaaaa!
You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hairrrrrrrrr!
Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is goin' down...
Oh, Ruuuuuuuuubeeeeeeeeee!.......Don't take your luv to town!