Most of us are like the little girl whose teacher told the class to draw a picture of what they would like to be someday. The little girl was stumped. "I want to be married," she explained, "but I don't know how to draw it."
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor. Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to share my life with?"
God replied, "What do you have in mind?"
Adam said, "I would like a female with beautiful eyes, shiny hair, and soft skin. Someone who will never get tired of me and never argue with me. Someone who I can talk to endlessly about football. You know, someone I will want to be with forever.
God said, "Sure, I can do that for you, however it will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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Still think that little Silly Shelly is a cutie, Nan! And I got your email, and thank you. Wish you could have been here earlier yesterday - we would love to have shared the birthday cake from T Man with you. You do like green and red jello frosting, don't you? :)