[Conspiracy Guy]

In fairness a black NASCAR team has little chance of being competitive now days. An 85 4 four Caprice needing paint job with at least 2 space saver spares on the ground, just isn't going to hit the speeds or have the endurance. Tiger Earnhart will have to find an established team.

[Kenny Bunk]

Nonsense, Dude.

Got my Somali Posse out rounding up the equipment we need to become competitive, right now. We'll sell off the stereos, airbags, bumpers, and mag wheels; and keep the engines and transmissions.

Rev. Jackson is going to give us the extra seed money we need for logos, uniforms, press kits, etc. Sponsorship will not be a problem with Jackson backing us up.