So? Sis! Are you gonna tell us about your new beau? What's he like? Does he have a cool car? Has Barry threatened to unleash a can of you know what on him? If so, can MoJo watch? Please! LOL! You look so divine! Woohoo!
So? Sis! Are you gonna tell us about your new beau? What's he like? Does he have a cool car? Has Barry threatened to unleash a can of you know what on him? If so, can MoJo watch? Please! LOL! You look so divine! Woohoo!
I don't wanna be a tattle tale or nothing, but I think you should know something. Your beloved daughter, Bentfeather, has done something real bad. She's two timing. Since I know you are old and don't understand that..I'll explain. She's dating Barry White. Now she's dating one of America's heroes. He's a SAILOR. (He's cute too) Anyways, isn't there something you could do? Also, this isn't the first time. Bentfeather has all sorts of men trying to go out with her, but with Burka Man around...no one really wanted him around as a "distraction". Please don't get mad at Bentfeather. She's so young and blonde. You know how it is?
Oops! You are neither young nor blonde. May you don't. Well, anyways you should do that maternal thing and have a chat. You should also tell Mr.Tonkin that he needs to get on the ball and help you out with the kids. He's slacking. I'm not sure what you were thinking when you allowed him to control the "kids". He's rather lousy at it. He should be fired. Don't ya think? I hear he's a CEO of some Sports Edition. Did you hear that? Of course, I heard he was Michael Jackson in drag, but I never believe such horrible things. (He isn't, right? LOL!)
Sincerely,
One of your 1 million concerned children
Do you know eating Pancakes can add pounds where we don't want them? And look at the odd lines all over these folks bodies.
What are you cooking for supper? I''ll have the driver of the Weiner Mobile bring me to your house for dinner, do you have room?