[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

With little bottle rockets and salutes now considered a threat to the Homeland, the Feds expect thousands of small terrorist acts in nearly every town in America at once.

[ctlpdad]

if chinese fireworks commercially available in some states are considered a terrorist threat, than there will be some small terrorist activity in Branford for the fourth, as well as some imbibing the demon brew from St. Louis.