[Marcus_Vipsanius_Agrippa]

Not completely true. In Rwanda, the Muslims were the best-behaved bunch. It was protestant Hutus, often led by protestant clergy, that massacred the Tutsis. In many cases, the Tutsi refugees had taken shelter in the protestant churches. The clergy often led the extermination squads through the churches.

[Oberon]

Yeah, and William the Conqueror didn't have anything to do with fighting the dreaded Pathans, as far as I know.