You obviously haven't met some of the white people I have.
Hold, comrade! You are only civilized and educated because you are more FORTUNATE than the poor, oppressed folk of America, most of whom own more than one VCR. Surely you can see why an apology, not to mention craven, belly-crawling subjugation and humiliation, is what whites owe the rest of the world. After all, it's not like whites ever actually, you know, did anything. They just stole the land and the labor and profited off the backs of "the workers."
/the way some people actually think today