LOL! I'd be willing to shoot any guy in this state of mind, especially if he's the one my daughter brings home.
The thought of a guy thinking about whether his shaving gels contain Roman chamomile, gotu kola and green tea totally grosses me out.
As God as my witness, I will, from now on, never complain when my husband comes into dinner, after working outside all day and smells to high heaven. At least he doesn't say "Daaaarling, please hold of our meal until I've had my chamomile bath and my gotu kola shave".
The older I get, the better I get at counting my blessings.