thanks to three brands of shampoo and the precise application of three hair grooming products: Textureline Smoothing Serum, got2b styling glue and Suave Rave hairspray.
My hair is fairly long right now. Still, I use one shampoo and a comb. If you spend 3 shampoo brands and the like, I gotta worry boutcha.
"I'm straight as an arrow."
Straight as a bent arrow? Damn. That's not very nice. Oh well.
straight urban men willing, even eager, to embrace their feminine sides.
Bwahahahahahahahha. Cityfolk!
Diesel jeans, interior design, yoga and Mini Coopers, and who would never think of ordering a vodka tonic without specifying Grey Goose or Ketel One.
Granted, I'm almost oblivious to trends, but diesel is a fuel. Interior design isn't for real men unless it covers Turkey beard and deer mounts. Yoga? Prefer Martial arts, and Vodka shouldn't be mixed unless it's a screwdriver. Prefer beer anyway.
America may be on the verge of a metrosexual moment.
Ahh...less competition...
"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," in which a team of five gay men "transform a style-deficient and culture-deprived straight man from drab to fab,"
Translation - Gay men try and bring others out of the closet!!!.
Unilever's all-over body deodorant for guys.
What the hell happened to old fashion "right guard" and soap?
Men didn't go to shopping malls,
Yer right. My idea of shopping outside of electronics and guns - go in, get what I need, and get the hell out.
while maintaining a manly profile on the pitch.
Huh? When I think of a "man's man", Beckham isn't the one to come to mind. For the Brit's, that's James Bond.
Alan Alda,
Bwahahahahah. That name usually has negative connotations out here.
It makes you stand out."
I can stand out easily without being "homo-lite".
A man who wants Diesel jeans has to be willing to pay $135 a pair.
Shit. I can get top of the line business slacks for 2/3 of that price, and 5-6 pairs of good jeans for that price.
A man who insists on Grey Goose has to get comfortable with paying $14 for a martini.
That's almost the price for 3 pints of Guiness at the bar. LOL.
new-age shaving gels
Gimme the old fashion razor blade and cheap gel, probably for 1/3 of the price. It gets the job done, and I still look better.
battle for babes. Their pitch to women: you're getting the best of both worlds.
LOL. Ladies, when you're in a bad situation, who do you ask for help. $14. Martini Metroman? (lisp)"This desk is too heavy..I can't move it"....
Well, whatever float's your boat.
Have you tried the Gillette Mach 3? My husband won't use any other kind now. And he doesn't even use gel. He uses regular soap and shaves in the shower.