[TontoKowalski]

Yeah - I've seen that before. Not fun drunk - mean drunk - a bad combo [discussing Jack Daniels]

My passioned defense of Jack notwithstanding, I have to admit that the combination of Jack Daniels and faulty fence lines is probably the leading cause of death in the South.

I have seen some mean drunks before, and even starred in my own Mean Drunk Olympics (we'll not discuss the Sportscenter highlights), which is why I follow a strict 2-Jacks-then-beer policy.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Nah, the leading cause of death in my part of the south is Camaros with at least one primered fender, a zillion cans of Old Milwaukee and guys with mullets who say "hold muh beer and watch this"...