"In the news tonite, Ben & Jerry's, Vermont's premiere ice-cream makers, announce the introduction of their newest flavor; 'Railing & Rust'...... stay tuned, filmed report at 11. Meanwhile, former Governor Howard Dean claims he is being followed on the presidential campaign trail by a 30 foot tall fiberglas "Truth Cow that goes "Moooooooo! Moooo!" and poops simulated 'pasture patties' everytime he tells a whopper...." Doctors say Dean should be stabilized enough to be released from the Brattleboro Retreat in time for the New Hampshire Primary."