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To: FreeTheHostages
my coffee ice cream landed on a corroding iron railing of a bridge in a small Vermont town and I greedily tried to retrieve and consume it

"In the news tonite, Ben & Jerry's, Vermont's premiere ice-cream makers, announce the introduction of their newest flavor; 'Railing & Rust'...... stay tuned, filmed report at 11. Meanwhile, former Governor Howard Dean claims he is being followed on the presidential campaign trail by a 30 foot tall fiberglas "Truth Cow that goes "Moooooooo! Moooo!" and poops simulated 'pasture patties' everytime he tells a whopper...." Doctors say Dean should be stabilized enough to be released from the Brattleboro Retreat in time for the New Hampshire Primary."

91 posted on 06/25/2003 4:59:17 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
! ;)

Ah, Gov. Dean. He wasn't actually born in "our" state, now, was he?

I'm up to Norwich for the Vermont Quilt Festival this weekend.
92 posted on 06/25/2003 5:05:05 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: longshadow


TRUTH BULL


101 posted on 06/25/2003 7:36:42 PM PDT by autoresponder (. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
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