Hah! That reminds me of a story.
Clyde meets Lyle on the streetcorner, and happily congratulates Lyle on his marriage last week.
But then Lyle says "Nope, I got divorced yesterday." Surprised, Clyde says "Lyle, that's terrible, what happened?"
So Lyle explains, "Clyde, on our wedding night I found out that she's a virgin. And, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for my family!"